...that I'm not a very good blog writer. I wish I could write brilliant, witty and erudite posts that would make people laugh, and say "Hey, what a great idea! Some random geek girl in England is trying to get Wil Wheaton to come to her birthday party! This is so cool, I'd better tell all my friends!"
Alas and alack, I am not gifted with this ability, and I fear that most people who have read this have just clicked onto something more interesting, and forgotten about this blog completely.